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Nuevo elemento químico

Archivado en (General) por judithjica el
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22-03-2009

Etiquetado como: fricada química

¡Hola a tod@s!

Hace unos días recibí un email de una compañera de clase, y al leerlo me pareció muy gracioso, se trata de una frikada química, así que he decidido ponerlo:

Nuevo elemento de la tabla periódica

¿Ya conoces este elemento?

NUEVO ELEMENTO QUÍMICO:

MUJER

Departamento de Análisis

1.- Análisis Químico:

Elemento: Mujer
Símbolo: Mu
Descubridor: Adán
Masa Atómica: Apropiada en 53.6 kg . (pero varia entre 40 y 150 kg .)
Frecuencia: Cantidades abundantes en todas las áreas urbanas.

2.- Propiedades Físicas:

a.- Superficie generalmente cubierta por una capa de pintura
b.- Hierve espontáneamente, se congela por razones desconocidas.
c.- Se derrite si se le da un trato especial
d.- Se vuelve amarga si no se le usa correctamente.
e..- Rara vez se la encuentra en la naturaleza en estado virgen.
f.- Cede bajo presión ejercida en los puntos precisos…

3..- Propiedades Quimicas:

a.- Tiene gran atracción por el oro, la plata y una amplia gama de piedras preciosas.
b.- Absorbe grandes cantidades de sustancias caras.
c.- Puede explotar espontáneamente sin previo aviso y sin razón aparente.
d.- Es insoluble en líquidos y su actividad aumenta por la saturación en alcohol etílico.
e.- Es el agente reductor de dinero más poderoso conocido por el hombre.

4.- Usos comunes:

a.- Altamente ornamental, especialmente en autos deportivos.
b..- Puede resultar de gran ayuda para la relajación.
c.- Agente limpiador muy efectivo.

5.- Pruebas realizadas:

a.- La muestra pura se torna rosada cuando se le descubre en su estado natural.
b.- Se torna verde cuando se le coloca junto a una muestra mejor..

6.- Peligros potenciales:

a.- Altamente peligrosa, salvo en manos experimentadas.
b.- Es ilegal poseer más de una, aunque puede tenerse varias en distintos lugares, mientras que no entren en contacto, en cuyo caso es inevitable una violenta explosión.

Advertencias:

a.- No existen dos iguales.
b.- Si bien parece un elemento abundante, se considera un bien escaso por lo no se encuentra con facilidad una en buen estado, por lo tanto valore lo que tiene.

Porfavor dar amplia distribución a

este

documento,

por su alto valor científico….

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A bona hora

Archivado en (Cantantes) por judithjica el
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06-03-2009

Etiquetado como: Sergio Dalma

Hola a tod@s:

¿Que tal? hace tiempo que no publicaba ningún post, pero hoy quiero publicar el tema de esta canción, que no sé porqué, la entiendo mejor en Catalán que en Castellano, espero que os guste: